FlameConker7's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[-Guitar-Zero-]

Kind of neat

Good animation, I suppose. The lack of creativity on the screen when he was playing isn't earning you any points though. The whole concept was kind of neat, but it was poorly executed in my opinion. Also if this was aiming for humor, it wasn't wasn't funny at all; please go back to the Academy of Lulz.

[Fan made Chex cereal ad]

Horrible

I couldn't hear a god damn thing, this wasn't funny at all, and above all, there wasn't even any animation! Just some voice over a horribly low quality video. My suggestion is to stay away from crap like this, and stick to actual flash animation.

[Dropship Cam - sucks]

This better be aimed a comedy...

...because, although its not even remotely funny; it would make a lot more sense. This flash is absolutely crap. Don't submit pointless flash that has no redeeming value, not even humor. You still get a 1 star review, for effort; but I'm voting 0.

NapalmGirl responds:

And a nice day to you too.

[Zelda: Sneaking In]

Comic was better.

Like many animations or movies, the comic/manga/book was better. The animation, however, was clean and nice; very appeasing to the eyes. My only fret was that it wasn't really that funny, although I rate things mainly based off of quality -- not humor. You've got skills, and should definitely continue to make more flash animation.

LilDwarf responds:

Thanks. I agree it's not that funny, but I worked really hard on the visual, so I'm glad you noticed that.

[The PS3 Song!]

Decent song, but it should have been left at that.

I would have rather just listened to the song than to have watched a mediocre flash a long with it. Honestly I do not think that this flash should have gotten the reviews/score it did, because the animation was anything but high-quality.

You also missed the point of why PS3 sucked ass. They tried so hard to make the PS3 have amazing graphics and all the bells and whistles to make it seem like an advanced gaming machine that was "beyond" others, that they forgot what gaming was all about; actually playing the games. You remember those commercials showing the PS3 floating in mid-air and basically saying the game has a mind of its own? Well they weren't joking, in fact, the game plays itself so you can just watch. Isn't that nice of them?

[Skittles N' Bitz 9]

Unamused.

This wasn't funny at all, and that's the problem here. The animation is clean and good, and the sound / music is not bad either, but the whole point of a funny movie, is generally to make the viewer laugh. I'm sure you would have no clue what funny is. Randomness does not automatically equal funny, because you seem to not grasp this concept. Hell, atleast there were no god damn fart jokes in this one - or I might have gone as far as rating it a 1, MAYBE 2. Maybe you haven't noticed, but only immature 8 year olds who still think farts are funny would be able to watch this and enjoy themselves (that, or really retarded grown-ups that'll laugh at a bowl of pudding.).

Good animation, BAD jokes.

[Wizard Power]

A total peice of shit or the best flash ever?

I'd say neither, but this thing is by far one of the best flashes I've seen. I don't know why, but I instantly feel this sudden urge to want to give this flash a huge score... definately one of the best animutations out there as well.

Interactivity : n\a / 10
Compression : 10 / 10
Graphics : 9 / 10 - mmmm subliminal messages...
Violence : 4 / 10 - how violent can Bundalfs the Pink be?
Quality : 7 / 10 - despite the greatness of the film it was still low quality in general.
Interest: 11 / 10 - Yarly.
Humour : 7 / 10 - it was pretty funny, I didn't laugh my ass off or anything.
Style : 10 / 10 - Awsome.
Sound : 10 / 10 - The song was kick ass.
Story : n\a / 10
*Addictiveness : 11 / 10 - Well time to withdraw from yet another extremely addicting flash.
Total Score : 95.0% / 100%
Grade : S-
Final Word : Congrats. It's been a long time since I gave out an S minus.

* = Critiques that aren't normaly on each review.

[OMG run]

Not bad...for a tiny loop

I've seen better, but this was definately a decent loop. Not much else to say, except maybe make a longer loop :D

Total Score : 70.0% / 100%
Grade : B-

[littleFoot]

Absolutely Amazing, a Grand Masterpeice.

I've seen some good graphics before, but your movies--especially this one--had some of the best I've ever seen. I'm in awe.

Interactivity : n\a / 10
Compression : 10 / 10
Graphics : 11 / 10 - WOW!! Amazing graphics!!!
Violence : 6 / 10
Quality : 11 / 10 - Sweet clean animation quality, this good on the eyes and makes the movie very enjoyable to view.
Interest: 10 / 10 - Very intricate and mysterious story makes it so immensive.
Humour : 4 / 10 - A little chuckle, not rofling or anything.
Style : 10 / 10 - Kickass.
Sound : 10 / 10
Story : 10 / 10
Total Score : 98.95% / 100%
Grade : S+

Note:: AMAZING!!! An S+!! Fantastic marvelous exellent work!